And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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