Pass out mid-funnel last night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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