And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
You left your underwear on the fireplace
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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