yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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