She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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