I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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