So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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