Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i dont even know how to be here
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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