obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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