I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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