quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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