I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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