I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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