to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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