So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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