She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
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If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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