You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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