if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
