I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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