Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
All the doctor said was why
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
