i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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