Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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