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(614): View more from Ohio

I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Quoting wale wont save you from herpes

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I want you more than these girls want KFC

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(859): View more from Kentucky

we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.

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(417): View more from Missouri

So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them

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(315): View more from New York

Are you alone?

(503): View more from Oregon

No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.

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