i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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