He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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