Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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