seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Randomize
