Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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