I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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