My brain says no but my pants say off.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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