just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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