well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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