I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
