I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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