Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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