Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
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Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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