There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Semen is not good for contacts.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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