If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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