Please, let me fuck your mom
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
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I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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