We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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