just come out here and I will go home with you...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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