You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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