Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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