Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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