dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
