He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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