Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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