I'm gonna have a badass scar
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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