But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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