pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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