I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
You may now shotgun with the bride
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
did you just send me my own nude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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