Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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