I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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