Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
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Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.