Capitaan dildo arrescate!
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
this will be a night to untag.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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