Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
These tits shall not be calmed
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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