I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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