I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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